Twinkle toes, twinkle toes,
Stretch your fingers,
Wiggle your nose,
Run around like a silly duck,
Smell the flowers,
But don't you pluck!
Find a box and tumble in,
Tumble out,
And all about.
If you read this,
N you're above 3,
You get a mental check up -
FREE!
(I was not drunk, just overdosing on stupidity)
I thought about a thought,
that I thought a while ago,
I thought that that's a thought,
that I should really let you know,
so I think I'll write the thought,
and make all the thinkers think,
but the thought that I was thinking,
just went flowing down the sink....
:|
Case I:
(New group member arrives at group meeting place)
(Sees me and his friend talking)
NGM: What! You called me here, and only she has come! Where is everyone else???
Me: (undoubtedly offended) Oh wow! I'm flattered... (sarcastic tone)
NGM: (surprised) No no! Don't be flattered and all..
Me: (duh! leaves)
Case II:
(Friend meeting after two years, friend has long hair)
Me: Why do you tie your hair?
He: So that people around me don't get jealous...
Me: Then why don't you just cut it off?
He: Err.... Umm.... Coz I want people to get jealous of my long hair...
Me: You just contradicted your own statement.
He: Its because, I'm having these hallucinations off late....
Me: Don't you mean 'short term memory loss' ?
He: Err... same thing
Me: :| (duh!)
Haha!
Breaking news about the big date!
I take great pleasure in revealing the truth of the whole matter, to my ever faithful audience :)
She said: He asked me out!
Truth: She asked him out..
She said: He has been asking me out since a very long time..
Truth: Thats the first time the date topic was ever discussed.
She said: I canceled the date because it was the last date of my college admission.
Truth: She asked him to accompany her to college, since she had to submit her form, but he didn't wanna go, so he canceled the date !
This news has been verified by reliable sources and PeaBrain himself..
PeaBrain has gone underground for security reasons, since his life maybe in grave danger for making a COMPLETE FOOL OUTTA NUTCASE!
Nut Case was not available for comment, since she had gone to get braces fixed!
For more breaking news,
of no concern to you or anyone else on this planet,
stay tunned :p
A few days ago, I decided to get back to being nice to my dear dear blog inspiration (read as: ex-best bitchy friend), so I called her up, and we began our random chit-chat good for nothing conversations.
(Somehow, I'm in a 'conversation-typing' mood off late)
Character list:
Nut Case (pain-in-the-ass) = My 'best' friend
Pea Brain = Guy who asked her out
Me = Blog Writer (like you wouldn't know)
Nut Case: (with perfectly fake enthusiasm) OMG! Hi! Where have you been? Very busy and all, haan?
Me: (with much more perfectly fake enthusiasm) Oh! Nothing much, I've been busy (yeah right), playing and enjoying vacation and all..
Nut Case: (disappointed) Oh..... Okay...... You know what! 'Pea Brain' actually asked me out!
Me: (in utter disbelief) No way!
Nut Case: (gloating with pride) Yeah he did, he has been asking me out since so long, but I kept refusing him, you know, I've been so busy with work and the shifts have been so tiring, but it looks bad to keep refusing na like that, so I thought I'll go out with him...
Me: Yeah....
Nut Case: (flying on cloud nine) Its nothing much actually, we're just going to Bandra, or maybe we'll go to a shopping mall, or Cafe Coffee Day, the one by the beach....
Then later, we might just sit on the beach and talk, you know, the casual stuff....
Me: Yeah and...
Nut Case: (excitedly) and you know, that beach is so famous! We might even see a few film stars there! I'm so excited....
Me: Oh wow! (duh!)
Nut Case: (blushing uncontrollably) and you know what he said??
Me: err... no. What did he say?
Nut Case: (flying again) He said, that we won't travel by train, because he wants to see me all the time, and if we travel by train, then for one hour, he will be in the gents compartment, and I will be in the ladies na.... so he won't get to look at me, can you believe he said that! I was so embarrassed! (giggle giggle)
Me: Wow! He's really head over heels....
Nut Case: Oh! I'm getting another call, I'll call you in a while.... bye!
Me: Bye..
(two days later - Saturday - day of the date)
(my phone rings)
Me: Hello
Nut Case: (excitedly) HI!
Me: (damn!) Oh! Hi Nut Case.....
Nut Case: (giggles) Hi!
Me: You didn't come out yesterday? We expected you to be there...
Nut Case: Oh I was out shopping, I bought this new pair of corduroy pants, but the shade was too light, so it wouldn't go with anything, so I went to exchange them....
Me: Oh ok ok! Cool.. Sooooo you exchanged them?
Nut Case: Ya ya! You know what?
Me: Nope.....
Nut Case: He called up again, to confirm, if we were still going out!
Me: Wow!
Nut Case: He said Bandra would be too far, so we'll go someplace close...
Me: Oh (trying not to sound very disinterested) So you decided what you're gonna wear?
Nut Case: No No! This isn't a date or anything, I'll just pick something up from the cupboard and wear.... (yeah sure you will)
You know, he called up last night, from his friend's cell! His battery was low...
And he called in the morning also!
Me: Oh wow!
Nut Case: I thought I'll just call up and tell you, since you seemed really inquisitive....
Me: (wtf!) I sounded inquisitive???!
Nut Case: (matter-of-fact type tone) Yeah, so I just thought I'd tell you....
Me: (very bluntly) I wasn't inquisitive.....
Nut Case: Hey I gotta go now, I'll call back later, chal bye, take care....
Me: Bye
(drops dead)
Note to readers: Its Tuesday, the date hasn't happened yet......
As I woke up today, I had this wonderful idea, or rather this perfectly planned blog entry that I'd like to put up on the internet. I lay in bed thinking for around 5-10 minutes, and once everything was in place, I got up, and began to type at break neck speed. Now I know its rude, not to go out and say your goodmornings, and brush your teeth and do the bed as soon as you wake up, but you cannot let an inspiration like that just get lost, because you had to follow some sad, boring daily routine. Anyway, as I opened Notepad, my mom walked in. My mom talks a lot (believe me), not the gossip-talk, just the normal talk-talk. So she began asking about stuff, here's mostly what the conversation went like:
(note: my mom loves to cook)
Me: (type type type type)
Mom:You woke up?
Me: (type stop) Yeah, goodmorning ma. (type type)
Mom: What will you have for breakfast?
Me: (type type stop again) Anything will do. (type type)
Mom: Fruit?
Me: (type type stop) Yea. (type type)
Mom: But bananas are over.
Me: (type type stop) (in shock, since bananas are my staple diet) Then what else is there? (type type)
Mom: Sweet lime?
Me: (type type stop) They're raw (type type stop) Mom, can I just finish typing something here, before I forget? It won't take long. (type type)
Mom: Ya ya, sure, but tell me what you'll eat, or when you're hungry, you'll start eating my brains.
Me: (type type stop) I'll eat anything mom, I'll think lil later. (type type)
Mom: You want soup?
Me: (type type stop) Yup, but no pepper or garlic. Too heaty. (type type)
Mom: But you won't like it without pepper and garlic, thats what gives it the taste .
Me: (type type stop again! argh!) Okay, put. (type type)
Mom: Then what else will you eat after that?
Me: (type type stop, sigh) Anything will do ma. (type type)
Mom: But you can't have soup all day!
Me: (type type stop) Yes I can! (type type)
Mom: No, you think and tell me now.
Me: (type type stop)
(can't think of anything beyond blog topic)
(takes mind off the topic and tries to concentrates on food)
(manages to remove topic completely from mind)
(realizes that topic is gone, erased, deleted from brain)
(damn!)
(mumbles to self angrily)
(gets up)
(goes and eats semi-raw sweet lime and watches TV)
~THE END~
Summer has razed my enthusiastic holiday spirit to the ground. I think it has had amusing effects on my groupmates as well, since everyone is being extra nice to me off late. Undoubtedly, they're suffering from fried brain syndrome.
My favorite "inspirational" best friend has stopped talking to me, without prior notice, or any showdown, which was much expected. She continues to stick to my best friends, which (sadly,) no longer effects me much. She also tried (in vain) to get the guys to accompany her to a super-cool disco in the city. Surprisingly, the offer was ignored by all, except the guy who will sell his soul to the devil for her. I haven't seen much of her in the past two weeks, which indicates, that I may live a normal hate free life from now on (which will be boring for all my faithful blog readers, since I won't be spewing hot molten magma all over the place).
I seem to have lost my "bad luck" charm somewhere, and I've moved heaven and earth looking for it, but as you see, I haven't found it yet. When I do, you'll will be the first to know (trust me).
A new girl has gained membership into our group, and she keeps the boys very happy. We shall not dive into any details as yet. So far, things have been going smoothly between us, lets hope for the best.
I have been recording random recordable conversations, since I finally have something that can record sounds without a persistent hissing in the background.
I haven't melted too much body fat, as planned earlier. I have tanned two shades darker. I have a big red pimple on my forehead, and my head hurts real bad.
I am planning on going on a protest against the atrocities of summer, but no one seems too keen on joining my little campaign.
I leave now, to fight heat, dust and find a new inspiration for my blog.
~ Njoy
