Non-Sprout

There are sooo many evil, cruel, inhuman things we can do to the evil, cruel, inhuman people we know, who do evil, cruel, inhuman things to people (like us), who only think about doing evil, cruel, inhuman things to them (whew).

In the beginning, (this is not a fairy tale) when my "best friend" used to do all the unbearably "nice" and "helpful" things for me, I used to forgive her, hoping she would grow up someday. Kids are immature, and some of them never really grow out of their immaturity (ever), and need (rather crave) attention to help them feel secure. (ho-hum)

You know, maybe if I was a psychiatrist, I might have given a sensible, rational (not to forget utterly boring) lecture like that, but I'm not - so, in recent times, like that episode where I threw her in that awkward position, I haven't been forgiving her, and it hasn't gone unnoticed.

Hmmm, my object of concern (is her obviously, but still read ahead) is that, she hasn't tried any new tactics off late. She has stuck to her "be-wolf-in-sheep's-clothing" routine. Oh lemme explain the "be-wolf-in-sheep's-clothing" routine (for those who are visiting this place for the first time) :

"be-wolf-in-sheep's-clothing" Tactic 1:
Show false concern for "victim" (me me me me me) in front of friends.

"be-wolf-in-sheep's-clothing" Tactic 2:
Dress like a whore. Works like magic.

"be-wolf-in-sheep's-clothing" Tactic 3:
Interrupt (rather disrupt) any conversation, between "victim" and her friends whom you want to grab.

"be-wolf-in-sheep's-clothing" Tactic 4:
Embarrass "victim" about her lack of knowledge about make-up, (unreasonably expensive) brands, shoes, clothes, shopping malls, shopping malls, shopping malls and shopping malls.

"be-wolf-in-sheep's-clothing" Tactic 5:
Always act "innocently" dumb, so that the guys find your dumbness greater than their dumbness, hence making them feel better about themselves.

Now back to the topic. She has not done something cruel and new off late. (Now you would say, "Isn't that a GOOD THING??". Then I'd say, "DIE DUMBO" and it would go on like that forever.) I won't believe she has run out of cruel creativity, but I'm a bit worried .... make that.. I'm scared half to death wondering what she is gonna come up with! Its like the calm before the storm, like that part in the movie "volcano" where everything goes death quiet, and then molten lava ends up frying half the city's population to a crisp. Yeah! thats exactly what I'm talking about...

All I can do is wait and watch, for my inspiration to the next blog to come along.

(I know the ending sucks, but I'm suffering from "huh-what-to-write-now" attacks due to extra stress, I wonder whats stressing me out ....)